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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.