What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team