Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUUUUUuU

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.