Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.