Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.