Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.