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Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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He didn't understand Flossophy!

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A BABOOM!

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Because he couldn't find a date.

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They compliment each other nicely.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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Ice cream fits in a tub.

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He got atomic ache.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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They herd it through the bovine.