Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.