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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.