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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red