What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear