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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.