What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff