What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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LINE IT!

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He can only stick to himself.

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Si-MOO-taniously

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Tri-tip.

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It bucked!

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)