Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
The pizza can feed a family of four.
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
You get a Hyperlink...
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
A Luncheon!
Coma-toast.
A large pizza can feed a family.
A pizza can feed a family.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!
Feed it laxatives.
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
The Steaks are high.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
To the dog.
The steaks were too high.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
A vegetarian.
Evaporated milk
Ape Suzettes!
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
She was fed up with the hole business.
When it's a baby elephant!
Evaporated milk.
You get rich milk.
Because it's baby food.
The bored room!
He wanted rich milk!
He was fed up with the hole business.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
He was fed up with other people.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
He wanted rich milk.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Anything it wants!
He wanted to feed the mouse.
When someone fed a genie alfredo
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.
Don't feed it.
Someone who is fed up with people.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
To feed her nightmare.
The pizza can feed a family.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Me: Egg shells.
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
You stop feeding it.
The pizza can feed a family of four
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Because they lactose.
Because he isn't real.
Me: oh, um, science.
A pizza can feed a family of four
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
They don't like getting close to the net!
Because he would just go home and master bait.
Food
