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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

What do you get from an invisible cow?

Evaporated milk!