What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you get from an invisible cow?

Evaporated milk!