What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

What do you get from an invisible cow?

Evaporated milk!