Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.