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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Austria Jokes More Austria Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.