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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.