Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.