Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish