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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.