How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.