Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Because they're still alive.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Depends.
You're nothing but a joke.
Around Thevenin the morning
To burn some calories.
