Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
On less person is drunk
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
They say the business is toast.
She threw away all of the W's.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Depends on how clumsy you are.
Depends.
Em-OGs
Because they were set in stone.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
To burn some calories.