Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
I forget...
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Burning Man.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Bernie Sanders
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Depends.
David Cop-a-feel
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
To burn some calories.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
