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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.