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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.