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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.