Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Previous Random Joke Next

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Arsonist Jokes More Arsonist Jokes

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.