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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.