How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!