How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.