They burn calories.
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
He dumped his girlfriend.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Because she couldn't stand him.
You fit into his clothes.
They Swim-fast.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
A firefly with a short circuit!