How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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The UK National Lottery!

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A mat'o'gore.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

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An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.