How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted