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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.