What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

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Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.