Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.