Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight