Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR