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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska