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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin