Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.