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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.