What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.