What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em