What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.