Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.