Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.