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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.