Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.