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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why are you wearing?

Existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.