Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.