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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!