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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!