How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Why did (do?

Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.