What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.