What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why do all polish names end in SKI?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN!