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What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly