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What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.