How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.