Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.