Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.