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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!