Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.