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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What's a Star Trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.