Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!