Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.