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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

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What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.