Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.