Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!