Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!