Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad