Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because proper tea is theft.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
It's a sore subject.
Annette!
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Nun of your business.
It hurts when IP.
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
SINGLE
Poe-etry
