Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
To get to the other side.
Too many Tannens.
They like horsin' around.
It's alright, they're just a little chewy.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
I plow both.
Mitosis
Because it didn't have the nerves.
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
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3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
