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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.