Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar