Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!