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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."