Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"