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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!