Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.