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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"