Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.