Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Jazz Musician Jokes More Jazz Musician Jokes

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Good Dj Jokes More Good Dj Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets