Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

How can you even see with those?

You're fired.

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

Crossdresse Jokes More Crossdresse Jokes

What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Khaled Jokes More Khaled Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.