Wee paws for station identification.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Take me to the airport.
Because he'd drop everything
He drops the base!
They will tell you.
A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia
Lettuce Turnip The Beet
Because he kept on dropping beets.
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Cuz it has another 1
11 Because it has another 1
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
They turnip the beets!
Lettuce turnip the beet!
2 Na
A short one!
Because he was an old boar.
Sound FX CDs Whale noises
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Make me one with everything.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
