What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything