What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet