What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

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What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.