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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything