DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
One.
Dad jokes
Pay for the pizza
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
Gifted.
The holocaust.
He drops the base!
Because he was transitioning.