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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.