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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!