What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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A Zimmer frame

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!