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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.