Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!