Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!