Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!