Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!