Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.