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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.