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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.