What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.