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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.