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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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A flat back four!

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Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Because we turn them on. / /

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Because he was running on CP time.

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It ran out of juice.

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I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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I've got you under a vest.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Cher-No-Bill

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!