What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.