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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.