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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill