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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill