How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.