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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.