How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.