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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!