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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.