How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.