How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.