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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

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What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*