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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr