Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!