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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.