Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Russian Leader Jokes More Russian Leader Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

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What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.