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Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Russian Leader Jokes More Russian Leader Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Vladimir Poutine Jokes More Vladimir Poutine Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!