Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many straight men in California does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them

Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".