Leader.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One US Leader
Swallow the leader.
Bombay.
Abu Bikr
Take me to your leader!
A Kimono
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
I couldn’t turn it down.
Because Mao is more of a chair man!
All they ever say is Mao.
They both have Sandy Claws.
Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Because then he would've said "I is who I is"
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Because they are always Stalin!
