Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Old Bulb Jokes More Old Bulb Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Follower Jokes More Follower Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.