Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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A calendar has dates.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

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What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader