What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.