Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!