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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.