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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.