What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here