What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.