What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What would you like it to be?

A joke.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.