What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*