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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.