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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.