Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.