Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.