Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose.