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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.