Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.