Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.