Kevin Hart Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.