Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.