How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)