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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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Because it had too many threads.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.