A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
He removed the appendix!
When your nose touches the ceiling!
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Pencil-in.
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
This thread
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
A. They really raised Cain.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
