How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Raile!

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Disney Movies still touch kids

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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A meme-oir

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I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)