How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.