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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.