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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline