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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot