Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.