Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport?

Cross-Crountry

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.