Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

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Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.