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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!