Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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He was a card shark!

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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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Because the SeaWeed..

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That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S