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Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.