Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.