What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito